Everything I need to know about Marc Jacobs, I learned in nursery school

When he was good, he was very, very good,

Marc Jacobs at ShopStyle

And when he was bad, he was horrid!

Marc Jacobs at ShopStyle


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  1. April 9, 2009 / 12:34 pm

    And the rest of the time, he was naked!

  2. April 9, 2009 / 1:27 pm

    Also, he apparently wants us all to have really big biceps. Have you ever lifted one of his bags? Oof!

  3. April 9, 2009 / 1:38 pm

    hey, we’re both posting bags today!
    I heard this nursery rhyme a fair bit when I was young, since I was the little girl with the curl, “right in the middle of my forehead” (to rhyme with horrid, badly, of course).

  4. April 9, 2009 / 2:03 pm

    StyleSpy – that’s why I’ve never been able to commit to an MJ bag, no matter how much I might like the styling. I’ve heard that he’s begun using cloth linings and lighter leathers to reduce the weight, but haven’t picked one up in years.

    Mater – but I’ll bet you were never “horrid”!

  5. April 9, 2009 / 3:59 pm

    Karen – true perhaps, but have you checked the price?? Cute shouldn’t be that expensive!

    LBR – I bow in awe before your awesome slam (or is that “glam”) poetry skills!

  6. Anonymous
    April 9, 2009 / 5:08 pm

    I’m blind!

  7. April 9, 2009 / 5:31 pm

    I doubt he personally looks at one, let alone designs them these days.

    Everybody, have you seen materfamilias’ new red MO851 bag? Now THERE is a bag.

  8. cybill
    April 9, 2009 / 12:16 pm

    ha ha ha – that is so true!

  9. April 9, 2009 / 7:47 pm

    Oh very clever and very, very true.

  10. Maravonda
    April 9, 2009 / 7:59 pm

    You know, Pseu, I think you would almost need to go the Dollar General Store for a bag of the latter’s character and panache…

  11. Karen
    April 9, 2009 / 2:44 pm

    HA! Come on, the second bag isn’t so bad with the “right” outfit! How ’bout jeans?

  12. La Belette Rouge
    April 9, 2009 / 3:05 pm

    I thought you were going to go with:
    Little Marc Jacobs
    Designed bags, dresses and makeup
    Eating an assortment of drugs and lack of humble pie;
    He put in his thumb,
    And pulled out a handbag that looked like a plum and shoes the looked like mice,
    And said ‘What a God damn genius am I!’

  13. Sal
    April 9, 2009 / 3:05 pm

    Hah! Too right, you. That second bag is atrocious.

  14. metscan
    April 9, 2009 / 4:14 pm

    I admit, that the first time I ever heard of this MJ guy was, when I started reading these `baggish´blogs. There was SO much of him and in the beginning I was like: What on earth is going on? Am I dreaming or what? These bags are hideous and s o overpriced, they come out nonstop. Today I simply skip the MJ stuff. Live and let live.

  15. April 9, 2009 / 11:16 pm

    Wow – love the comments here today – lots of wit and wisdom!

  16. Daffodil Planter
    April 9, 2009 / 9:43 pm

    So clever! Will this be part of a nursery rhyme series?

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