Sometime in the next few weeks, some Famous Young Thing somewhere will be spotted in these and everyone will want a pair. Heed my words and remember how horrendous they looked before SiennaLindsayParisHeidiZooeyChloeLauren paired them with some floral mini-dress and showed up at some red carpet event which was featured in InStyle’s Celebrity Looks section, ushering in a new and dubious trend.
Edited to add: These are by Michael Kors, whose designs I usually consider mainstream and accessible, if not always to my taste. This looks like something that was designed by Steve Madden during a vodka-and-vicodin laced fever dream.
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