• Knowing Your Limits

    “Another Birkin? Did she sell a kidney?” Une femme was having brunch with a friend yesterday, when the subject of mutual acquaintance’s expanding Birkin collection…

  • Shooting Fish in a Barrel

    Spit in any direction, and you’ll probably hit an egregious example of weight fascism in the fashion industry. But two separate items I came across…

  • The Cap Sleeve Is No One’s Friend

    An open letter to clothing manufacturers/retailers: Oh for the love of Pete, people, enough already with the cap sleeves! If ever a style was unflattering…

  • Junk Food Clothing

    One of une femme’s projects while home recuperating from hip surgery has been to “cull the herd” in my closet. Going through the rows of…

  • Nous Sommes En Vacances

    Photo from here. Mon mari is whisking me away today for a mini-vacances that involves a show, some spa time, some shopping and some good…

  • Sweets For the Sweet

    If I were omnipotent, I would send you all a box of Teuscher Dark Chocolate Champagne Truffles today, even though the box is not a…

  • Matters of Purse

    This passage sums up perfectly une femme’s feelings about whether and when to pay retail: …In truth, the only factor that should dictate your buying…